every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
Normal type! Porygon Z. #Pokeddexy
I asked my mom for my college graduation cake…..
I DONT WANNA DO ANYTHING OR TALK TO ANYONE BECAUSE I AM COLD
MY FRIENDS KEEP TEXTING ME WANTING TO HANG OUT BUT IT IS TOO COLD LEAVE ME ALONE CANT YOU SEE I AM SULKING BECAUSE OF THE COLD
AND I AM FREAKING STARVING BUT I DONT WANT TO GET FOOD BECAUSE IM COLD
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED
I HAVE CANDY
LOOK I FOUND A TOOTSIE ROLL
I HAVE A BAG OF FOUR HUNDRED TOOTSIE ROLLS
GOD BLESS EVERYTHING JOY AND RAPTURE BLESSINGS TO ALL IM GONNA EAT ALL THESE TOOTSIE ROLLS IM GONNA EAT LIKE 75 TOOTSIE ROLLS YOU CANT STOP ME I AM AN ADULT AND I MAKE ADULT DECISIONS
I HAVE EATEN TOO MANY TOOTSIE ROLLS
I WANNA THROW UP NOW I AM A TERRIBLE ADULT AND IM STILL COLD im gonna eat some more tootsie rolls
Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.
this is the best movie for so many reasons
I love how he latches onto his hair being fancy and not his butt being nice bahahaha
Remnants of the vanquished were left in small piles, slowly being collected. The conqueror, struggling, removed her gauntlets and sat down, victorious. Everything was as it should be. The evil forces could no longer have any power over her. She was again ruler of the once filthy, but now glimmering domain. There was nothing more to do but to clean her weapons and bask in her new found glory. All was well. The battle was over… until the next uprising. In other words I cleaned my Bathroom.
If you’re reading this, you have stumbled onto the blog of and into the life of Sir Martin Huffington.
Sir Martin is a very grumpy, very antisocial hedgehog living a comfortable life eating, sleeping, and running crazily in the middle of the night to attain revenge against me for the family time…