emotional rain-toast
iaboutpeed:

looks like Dwight Shrute has a twin sister that works at Dollar Tree

iaboutpeed:

looks like Dwight Shrute has a twin sister that works at Dollar Tree

iaboutpeed:

i read a thing that said sarcasm is a trait of geniuses and i am hella sarcastic meaning i must be the new Einstein except i passed physics by flaunting my boobs so guess that’s how THE NEW EINSTEIN ROLLS SUCK IT SCIENCE except not because science is important stay in school kids 

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

ajsdraws:

Normal type! Porygon Z. #Pokeddexy

ajsdraws:

Normal type! Porygon Z. #Pokeddexy

iaboutpeed:

I asked my mom for my college graduation cake…..

iaboutpeed:

I asked my mom for my college graduation cake…..

IT’S FREAKING COLD IN MY HOUSE

I DONT WANNA DO ANYTHING OR TALK TO ANYONE BECAUSE I AM COLD 

MY FRIENDS KEEP TEXTING ME WANTING TO HANG OUT BUT IT IS TOO COLD LEAVE ME ALONE CANT YOU SEE I AM SULKING BECAUSE OF THE COLD 

AND I AM FREAKING STARVING BUT I DONT WANT TO GET FOOD BECAUSE IM COLD 

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED 

I HAVE CANDY 

LOOK I FOUND A TOOTSIE ROLL

I HAVE A BAG OF FOUR HUNDRED TOOTSIE ROLLS

GOD BLESS EVERYTHING JOY AND RAPTURE BLESSINGS TO ALL IM GONNA EAT ALL THESE TOOTSIE ROLLS IM GONNA EAT LIKE 75 TOOTSIE ROLLS YOU CANT STOP ME I AM AN ADULT AND I MAKE ADULT DECISIONS 

I HAVE EATEN TOO MANY TOOTSIE ROLLS

I WANNA THROW UP NOW I AM A TERRIBLE ADULT AND IM STILL COLD im gonna eat some more tootsie rolls 

axmuffins:

221cbakerstreet:

measuringinlove:

Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.

this is the best movie for so many reasons

I love how he latches onto his hair being fancy and not his butt being nice bahahaha