I promised you a fucking giveaway at 1k, and we’re at 1050, so HERE WE FUCKIN GO.
ONE WINNAH will receive THIS MAGNIFICENT PIECE OF CAP ART
by Glower, a really amazing artist on Society 6.
- You gotta be following me, kiddos. You won’t know if you’ve won or not if you…
looks like Dwight Shrute has a twin sister that works at Dollar Tree
i read a thing that said sarcasm is a trait of geniuses and i am hella sarcastic meaning i must be the new Einstein except i passed physics by flaunting my boobs so guess that’s how THE NEW EINSTEIN ROLLS SUCK IT SCIENCE except not because science is important stay in school kids
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
Normal type! Porygon Z. #Pokeddexy
I asked my mom for my college graduation cake…..
I DONT WANNA DO ANYTHING OR TALK TO ANYONE BECAUSE I AM COLD
MY FRIENDS KEEP TEXTING ME WANTING TO HANG OUT BUT IT IS TOO COLD LEAVE ME ALONE CANT YOU SEE I AM SULKING BECAUSE OF THE COLD
AND I AM FREAKING STARVING BUT I DONT WANT TO GET FOOD BECAUSE IM COLD
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED
I HAVE CANDY
LOOK I FOUND A TOOTSIE ROLL
I HAVE A BAG OF FOUR HUNDRED TOOTSIE ROLLS
GOD BLESS EVERYTHING JOY AND RAPTURE BLESSINGS TO ALL IM GONNA EAT ALL THESE TOOTSIE ROLLS IM GONNA EAT LIKE 75 TOOTSIE ROLLS YOU CANT STOP ME I AM AN ADULT AND I MAKE ADULT DECISIONS
I HAVE EATEN TOO MANY TOOTSIE ROLLS
I WANNA THROW UP NOW I AM A TERRIBLE ADULT AND IM STILL COLD im gonna eat some more tootsie rolls